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Domestic Heroine

Written by Mick Brown | Thursday, 27 November 2008 10:00

Recently Samus Aran from the Metroid series revealed to us that she was a total hottie. She also revealed to me that she was a she. I suppose I never quite figured it out, I mean, she had a codpiece for goodness sake. Regardless she is obviously ashamed of her looks and is embarrassed to be seen in public without her full suit of technologically advanced armour. She would be the one at the neighborhood pool-party wearing a long-sleeve turtleneck and an ankle-length skirt, getting uncomfortable when someone makes a dirty joke about the snags and wishing she were at home with her 5 cats.