Princess Peach introduced me to the concept that, as a man you are not chased, you do the chasing. Across 8-point-3 levels I fought Hammer Brothers and bounced off the heads of Goombas, finally coming face to face with an ungrateful red-head that barely gave me a nip on the cheek. Peachy is the type of broad that is never satisfied. No matter how much money you make, no matter how many flowers you bring her, you never get any tail because she's always 'imprisoned by the dragon'. Look, I don't care what your pet name for 'that time of the month' is, but why do you always have it every time I put the smooth moves on? Mario, at what point do you stop putting up with this and just let Luigi have the bitch?