Master Chief, Solid Snake, the Mario Brothers and Sonic the Hedgehog. These memorable characters have nothing on the freckle-faced, hyper-colour t-shirt wearing, BMX-riding nuffy known only to me as Nicole Kidman. I don’t remember the name of her character and I refuse to check IMDB for reference. It’s Dave Mirra mixed with a touch of Kane and Lynch and it’s got Silly Season Blockbuster written all over it. Has the relevance window on this movie passed? No way. The 80s are more popular than ever and if I wait long enough, the 90s will be back in fashion and I’ll be stylin’ in my 26 Red 3/4 length shorts.