Really the only reason I had kids was so I could go see kid’s movies at the cinema without everyone suspecting I was a creepy child kidnapper. Because despite being a big, hairy, monstrously ugly thirty three year old, I never miss a Pixar film on the big screen and watch Adventure Time just about every day. And I make no apologies; my inner child needs to be well fed with entertainment. Cartoons are the secret to reversing the aging process people.

So I’m super excited for Wreck it Raplh, an animated film set in a universe populated by video game characters about a coin up game villain that yearns for another life. Trailer looks brilliant.