Here’s Sony’s new 84-inch XBR-84X900. It’s an LED based LCD TV and it is the world’s first 4K television. I googled 4K so you don’t need to, it’s a resolution used in cinema which translates to a 3,840x2,160-pixel resolution, or four times what your pathetic 1080p gets. Seriously, you and your TV disgust me so much right now.

So once you’ve bought this television for $31,000 US, roughly $250,000,000 in AUD (because it’s complicated and, you know, distributors or something) you can watch Timescapes, a movie about astronomy. After that you can watch it again, over and over; because Timescapes is the only piece of media currently available in 4K. Also, definitely don’t read any of those reviews online about 4K being a complete waste of time as the human eye can’t even see the difference between 1080p and 4K because you just spent $31,000 US on a television and we’re afraid you’ll jump out a window.