Most Zodiacs have me pop up as a snake or a water carrier (which is actually an air symbol, because astrology is completely retarded in every sense). This proposed geek zodiac system is something I could get behind. Click to make biggerer.

Also, just to be an annoying knob, did you know every single English speaking paper in the world has a horoscope section, but less than half have even a single column on science? Our world makes my brain hurt some times.